PS

I am still at work and still having a bad day, even though boyfriend brought me coffee (I do not drink the sludge at my place of employment), which did improve it from a black-pit-of-doom day to just an ordinary bad day, thank you boyfriend, and since I have already invoked hellfire for dissing Sheryl Crow, I figured I might as well go ahead and say this:

I do not like Julia Roberts.

I wonder if witness protection would apply in this case, and if their number is in the Transylvania County phone book. Nobody attack me please. And if anyone actually supports my opinion, please voice your support loudly and emphatically, because I am really not sure if there are more than three people in existence in this world who share my annoyance at her smile and do not, in fact, think that she is a stunningly talented actress.

To complete my plunge into unhipness and cultural transgression, I will confess something.

I use Barbasol to shave my legs and underarms. Because it's cheap. And it smells nice.